A company known for its exploits in bacon-flavored products announced that it has found a way to help bacon lovers celebrate their favorite food for eternity, with the world’s first bacon-decorated casket.
J&D's bacon coffins are available for $2,999.95, and are finished with painted bacon and pork shading and accented with gold stationary handles. The interior has an adjustable bed and mattress, a bacon memorial and record tube and is adorned with ivory crepe coffin linens.
The company said each bacon casket is made of 18-gauge gasketed steel and comes equipped with all the features a discerning bacon enthusiast would demand in the afterlife, including a bacon-scented air freshener.
The coffins are available for purchase on J&D's website. No returns are accepted.