A 48-year-old Texas woman is facing charges after police say she called 911 requesting a cigarette delivery.
When officers arrived at the "very intoxicated" woman's Granbury home, she told them she thought the whole thing would be funny, Dallas TV station KTVT reported.
But the cops weren't laughing.
They arrested the woman and prosecutors have charged her with a misdemeanor count of abuse of 911.
She has since been released from the Hood County jail on a $1,000 bond.