Miami Beach: Gangsta's Paradise

Published On: May 23 2012 03:32:41 PM EDT   Updated On: May 23 2012 05:03:35 PM EDT

This is a public service announcement to all the African American visitors coming to Miami Beach for Memorial Day weekend.

There are a few things you need to know when you cross over the causeways to party in the city that doesn't really want you there, but wants to take your money.

Here are the new rules you will have to abide by unless you want your black ass to end up in Dade County Jail:

All these rules will be thrown out the window and everything will go back to normal once all the African-Americans have left Miami Beach on Monday. But, for those of you who haven't booked a room yet, you are better off partying in Miami, Fort Lauderdale or the Hard Rock Casino in Hollywood. Save yourself the hassle of going to Miami Beach and having your civil rights violated.

These measures are just a dog and pony show by the city's government to make the residents think they are doing something to crack down on the partying that goes on during Memorial Day Weekend. See, the city refuses to take ownership of Memorial Day Weekend with an organized event like the Essence Festival in New Orleans where you have a mix of hip-hop, R&B, and jazz. But the hotel and the nightclub owners don't want that because they need the reckless thugs who spend money without blinking and ruin it for the law-abiding visitors.

The city of Miami Beach wants to create a gansta's paradise.