There’s a runaway goat in Tampa — no, it’s not Tom Brady

The Florida Highway Patrol is alerting people in the Tampa area to be on the lookout for a runaway goat.

But the agency is being extra careful to let people know they’re not talking about Tom Brady.

FHP Tampa had some fun with their tweet about the missing animal in Hillsborough County on Monday afternoon.

Of course, Brady is the undisputed G.O.A.T. — greatest of all-time — after winning his seventh Super Bowl title earlier this month in his first season with the Tampa Bay Buccaneers.

We’re not sure how well Tom would fare as a runaway goat anyway, given that scrambling from the pocket has never been his strong suit, plus the way he wobbled off the Bucs’ championship boat parade.


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